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28 August 2007 @ 11:33 pm
Why Lon Chaney Would Make A Better Vice President Than Dick Cheney  
Borrowed From & By IAN ADAMS

  • He wouldn't be able to give away high-ranking administration positions to his former co-workers. They're all dead.
  • Children and foreign dignitaries would be more comfortable during photo ops.
  • He isn't always a sinister villain.
  • If he had to hide in a series of underground bunkers, he could draw on over 70 years of experience with being buried.
  • Grinning skull face a more convincing sign of goodwill.
 
 
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